August 2011
4 posts
Josh is amazed when he realizes that Buddy loves...
A young boy and a talented stray dog with an amazing basketball ability become instant friends, because they have no one else. Rebounding from his father’s accidental death, 12-year-old Josh Framm moves with his family to the small town of Fernfield, Washington. The new kid in town, Josh has no friends and is too shy to try out for the school basketball team. Instead he prefers to ...
Theresa never told her parents that she's dating a...
Percy and Marilyn Jones are renewing their vows for their anniversary. That is right, Percy is being romantic for a change. Their adult daughter Theresa brings her boyfriend named Simon for them to meet. Unbeknownst to her parents, Theresa and Simon plan to announce their engagement during this exciting celebratory weekend. Sounds like a lovely weekend. Right? Wondering what the catch is? ...
Circumnavigate the world in a mere 80 days.
Set in 1872, the story focuses on Passepartout, a Chinese thief who steals a valuable jade Buddha (everyone knows only the finest Buddha are made from Jade). He then seeks refuge in the traveling companionship of an eccentric London inventor and adventurer, Phileas Fogg. Fogg has accepted a bet with members of his gentlemen’s club that he can circumnavigate the world in a mere...
July 2011
20 posts
Major Don West destroys the enemy, while crushing...
In the year 2058, Earth will soon be uninhabitable after the irreversible effects of pollution. The United Global Space Force (formally known as FEMA) serves as the planetary government. Professor John Robinson, lead scientist of the Jupiter Mission, will lead his family, wife Dr. Maureen Robinson, daughters Dr. Judy Robinson and Penny and son Will to the habitable planet Alpha Prime to...
Vinny must try to stop Anthony from making the...
After an unfortunate incident causes him to leave the “family business” and move to Los Angeles, Vinny Pallazzo is living a quiet life. Vinny is just trying to relax and stay away from the dark world that is crime life. No more murdering for Vinny. When his nephew, Anthony, moves in with him, Vinny slowly learns to live life to the fullest again. However, Anthony is young, and...
A few good men are sent on a top secret mission as...
A few good men are sent on a top secret mission as a few good women in this true tale of wartime espionage. We will get back to that in a few. Steven O’Rourke is an American intelligence agent who, during World War II, has been assigned to obtain an Enigma machine, which is a special encoding-and-decoding device that Axis forces have developed to transmit their most sensitive secret...
Deuce feels there's something a bit undignified...
Jack “Deuce” Cooper is a baseball pitcher who has great natural ability. Sadly, this talent has not translated to success on the baseball field, as Deuce continually chokes under pressure. Due to his consistent struggles, Deuce is traded to a class A minor league team. His professional baseball career is failing, and Deuce is really in the dumps. Could it get any worse? ...
Martha has had little luck finding the right guy.
Martha Alston is a thirty something single working as a producer for a talk show. Ever since Martha’s younger sister got married, her parents have been after her to settle down, but Martha has had little luck finding the right guy. On Valentine’s Day, Martha is depressed and drinking at a bar. She heads to the jukebox to choose a song, but drops her coin. As she bends down to...
Joy is in Slovetzia to change Pochenko's...
A New York beautician named Joy Miller teaches students to groom hair. Sadly, she is put out of business when one of her clumsy students accidentally ignites hair spray with a cigarette and burns the school to the ground. Joy is highlighted in a newspaper article after she helps all her students and a series of caged animals escape from the building unharmed. The article is seen by this...
Two good looking strangers find themselves hitched...
Two good looking strangers find themselves hitched after a wild night of Las Vegas drunken shenanigans. Jack Fuller is a single Manhattanite who can never quite commit to one lady. His lovers constantly tell him that he “isn’t serious boyfriend material.” Employed by his father at a local furniture business, Jack spends his workdays goofing off and watching sporting...
Milo apprehends her at a race track in New Jersey.
Milo Boyd is a former NYPD detective who now works as a sloppy bail enforcement agent. Milo seems to be bad at his job and is insulted by a cop early in the movie. Milo’s ex-wife, Nicole Hurley, is an investigative reporter who has been arrested for assaulting a police officer. The assaulted officer is a patrol horse she grazed with her car while rushing to get to a press conference....
Mary thinks the chemistry between her and Steve is...
Mary Horowitz is a socially awkward, but pretty crossword puzzle creator for the Sacramento Herald - she is an absolute disaster with a pet hamster. Steve is a successful news cameraman for news network CCN who is about to get shaken to the core. Set up on a blind date by her parents, Mary thinks the chemistry between her and Steve is undeniable and believes with all her heart that she has...
Nashawn is indeed giving "flying the friendly...
After an excruciatingly humiliating in-flight experience that culminated in his butt getting stuck in the toilet, a messy breakup and the untimely death of a dog, Nashawn Wade sues the airline for all it’s worth. This turns out to be an extremely profitable move on his part; the lawsuit brings him a huge settlement of 600 million dollars. Eager to prevent his experience from happening to...
If you didn't believe in me, none of this would...
Billie’s nightclub singing mother is broke, and falls asleep while smoking a cigarette, setting their home on fire. Billie is sent to a foster home. Years later, the adult Billie is a club dancer with her two foster home pals, Louise and Roxanne. They meet Timothy Walker, who offers a contract as backup singers to a hot musician named Sylk. They record the hit single, “All My...
Their mutual antagonism turns into unfettered...
Amber Leighton is the wife of Dr. Anthony Leighton, the wealthy and successful head of a pharmaceutical company. While Amber seemingly leads a charmed life, it doesn’t appear to make her very happy, and she often inflicts her typically foul mood on those around her, especially the hired help. Anthony decides to surprise Amber with a cruise from Italy to Greece, with four of...
Will Vanilla Ice save his new loves parents via...
“Rebel Without a Cause” is finally updated into a musical for the rap crowd! Obviously Vanilla Ice takes over for James Dean as a 1990’s rapping rebel. Ice is the leader of a tough bike gang and rolls into town on a neon-yellow motorcycle which gets everyone’s attention, including Kathy, a cute goody two-shoes honor student who does not have a rebellious bone in her...
Christopher Tracy is a pianist and gigolo in...
Christopher Tracy is a pianist and gigolo in Nice, France. In an effort to help pay the bills, Christopher and his cousin, Tricky crash the coming-out party of Mary Sharon, the daughter of a wealthy and powerful local magnate. Christopher hopes to win the heart of Mary and marry her for her awesome cashflow. In an unpredictable twist, Christopher finds that he actually falls in love with super...
Just when you think Rocky won't fight again due to...
Rocky Balboa returns home to Philadelphia from his monster bout in Moscow. He quickly learns that he has suffered career-ending brain damage as a result of Russian boxer Ivan Drago’s fists of brick pounding his head repeatedly at the finale of the previous film. Rocky and his wife, Adrian, also discover they are broke, their fortune squandered in the stock market by an incompetent...
The center-fielder has always treated the game...
Gil Renard is a salesman at a run-of-the-mill knife store and is also completely obsessed with America’s pastime, baseball. Living in the Bay area, Gil is a diehard Giants fan. During the offseason, the Giants sign all-star center-fielder Bobby Rayburn to a monster 40 Million dollar contract. Gil is pumped about this signing, but sadly things do not go so well for both Gil and Rayburn....
Stan Ross inspires the Brewers to a late-season...
Stan Ross is a self-indulgent, but popular baseball star on the Brewers of Milwaukee. Ross records his 3,000th hit which is a great accomplishment in the career of a ballplayer. He then immediately retires in the MIDDLE OF A GAME, stranding his teammates in the midst of the 1997 playoff race. Over the next nine years Ross uses his nickname as a business tool, owning several profitable...
Prosthetic breasts and false eyelashes aren't the...
Jamal Jefferies is a hotheaded professional basketball player whose on-court antics and quick temper get him booted from the league altogether. Faster than you can say Dikembe Mutumbo, Jamal transforms himself into the ridiculously busty Juwanna Mann in order to play forward for the high-intensity Charlotte Banshees of the WUBA (loosely based on the WNBA). Behind the doors of the woman’s...
He spends his time fending off packs of horny...
Director Stan Dragoti, whose forte is plumbing the depths of the male psyche, plumbs those depths once again! Doug Simpson, a broadcasting executive who has trouble adjusting to the fact that his fifteen-year-old daughter Katie is blossoming into a sexual being. This realization kicks in after his fiancee Janet takes Katie for a makeover; suddenly she appears before Doug looking like a sultry...
New radical, but musical members of the coolest...
Return to rockin’ Rydell High for a whole new term! It’s 1961, two years after the original Grease gang graduated, and there’s a new crop of seniors - and new radical, but musical members of the coolest gangs on campus, the Pink Ladies and T-Birds. Michael Carrington is the new kid in school - another British exchange student who is immediately branded a brainiac. Of course...
June 2011
17 posts
Ben finds himself embroiled in a hot flirtation...
Despite a shady past involving drug addiction and the juvenile justice system, Ben Cronin of New Jersey seems to have it all: a loving mother, a popular devoted girlfriend, and a shot at a college scholarship at Stanford. But the same week that athletic scouts will be deciding his future, Ben finds himself embroiled in a hot flirtation with Madison Bell. Madison is a bewitching...
Gary gets stuck with the homely and chubby Millie.
The film revolves around protagonist Gary, a typical high school student, and his friends Rick, the slick ladies’ man, and David, the overweight dumb comic relief. Most of the plot involves their numerous attempts to have sex, which are usually successful for Rick and David, but never for Gary. Early in the film the three boys pick up three girls with the promise of cocaine (instead...
Freddie's friend tries to have sex with Laney and...
Freddie Prinze Jnr breaks up with his girlfriend and makes a bet with his friends that he can get any girl to become prom queen if they’re going out with him. His friends choose Laney the high school geek. Freddie tries to make her less of a weirdo and finds out that he really likes her. Then she has a total makeover and becomes really pretty. But Freddie’s best friend decides that...
The only solution to the curse is to find someone...
Kyle Kingson has it all - looks, intelligence, wealth and opportunity - and a wicked cruel streak. Prone to mocking and humiliating “aggressively unattractive” classmates, he zeroes in on Goth classmate Kendra, inviting her to the school’s extravagant environmental bash. Kendra accepts, and, true to form, Kyle blows her off in a particularly savage fashion. She...
Pistachio Disguisey is an ordinary Italian waiter...
Pistachio Disguisey is an ordinary Italian waiter with a hidden, mostly untapped talent for transforming himself into any persona he wishes. When his kindly parents, Mama and Frabbrizio are kidnapped by the evil mastermind Devlin, the usually meek Pistachio is forced to rescue them. Enlisting the help of his grandfather, Pistachio learns that he is one of a long line of family...
A group of dim-bulbed, misguided aliens invade...
This movie chronicles the riotous exploits of a group of dim-bulbed, misguided aliens under the mistaken impression that they are supposed to invade the Earth after they hear a rebroadcast of Orson Welles’ notorious “War of the Worlds” one Halloween night. Thinking they are late, they rush in with their ramshackle spaceship and end up in Big Bean, Illinois, a peaceful...
A microscopic device is injected into victim's...
Two former government agents square off as they search for the most deadly new weapon on Earth in this white-knuckle thriller. Sever was once a top agent with the Defense Intelligence Agency, but she quit when her son was killed in a bungled raid organized by Gant, and has sworn to take vengeance against him and his colleagues. When Sever learns that Gant and his team are in possession of a ...
A bunch of ragtag losers with no hope.
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin’ machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school’s JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Using such teaching tools as live...
Ducks evolved instead of apes.
Howard is a sarcastic humanoid duck who lives on a planet where ducks evolved instead of apes. One day he’s sucked into a vortex and deposited on Earth. There he befriends Beverly Switzler, the sexy lead singer for the hot band, Cherry Bombs. Howard quickly becomes their manager and saves the people of Earth from the Dark Overlords.
Howard the Duck
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Their hearts will become one.
A lonely, sexually repressed man. A depressed woman. A summer camp. On this fateful night, they will meet… and their hearts will become one. Also, several song-and-dance numbers ensue.
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
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A criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man, and a...
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage.
Gigli
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An audacious nightclub owner finds himself in hot...
Set on the moon in the year 2087, Pluto is an audacious nightclub owner who finds himself in hot water when he refuses to sell his club to the local space mafia.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
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Eric discovers just how amazing the universe can...
Separated from his parents shortly after arriving on planet Earth, a Mysterious Alien Creature (MAC) quickly strikes up a friendship with lonely wheel-chair bound Eric Cruise. New to town and in need of a pal after losing his own father, Eric discovers just how amazing the universe can be when mischievous MAC takes him on the adventure of a lifetime.
Mac and Me
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I'm gonna dance.
“I’m gonna dance,” Nomi Malone insists in the opening scene of this classic, and dance she does. In this quasi-update of All About Eve, Nomi is a drifter whose sole ambition is to headline the “Goddess” topless dance show at the Stardust in Las Vegas. Of course, even Nomi must pay her dues, and she does so at the Cheetah, grinding poles and lap dancing her way to a...
If he's not happy with his parents, maybe he could...
A boy divorces his parents in this comic fantasy for the family. North is the sort of kid most parents dream of — he’s bright, well-behaved, a good student, and a great baseball player. But North’s Mom and Dad are so busy with their lives and careers that they barely have time for him. A man dressed as the Easter Bunny who serves as North’s conscience and adviser suggests...
Unfortunately, no one believes him.
A little boy tries to warn his family and friends that the evil trolls his late grandfather used to tell him about are real. Unfortunately, no one believes him and he and his sister are sent to the enigmatic town of Nilbog where nightmarish things begin to happen.
Troll 2 (The 20th Anniversary Nilbog Edition) [Blu-ray]
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An Asteroid Fragment Threatens
After astronomy students discover a comet-asteroid collision, an asteroid fragment “the size of the Super Dome” threatens. It’s destroyed by a secret USA defense in space, but a large chunk veers off toward Singapore. With another asteroid “the size of Texas” en route, a plan is devised to send oil drillers to land on the asteroid and drop a nuclear device down...
